JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: IGNATIEFF - PERHAPS THE MOST FLATTERING PHOTO EVER TAKEN OF MICHAEL - THIS WITH THE SANDWICH MUST HAVE BEEN TAKEN ON ONE OF HIS DESPERATE CROSS-COUNTRY BUS TRIPS TO DEMONSTRATE WHAT A REGULAR GUY HE WAS - ON THESE MA-AND-PA KETTLE JAUNTS HIS USUAL PATE AND POUILLY-FUME WERE FORBIDDEN - SILK STOCKINGS WERE CHANGED FOR WAL-MART'S BEST DACRON